THE [NEW AND IMPROVED] SNOGGING [MAKINGOUT] SCALE:

o.5 sticky eyes (looking someone up and down)
1. holding hands
2. arm around (always hated this one...seemed awkwards and dangerous - what with the B.O.-catastrophe possiblilties...)
3. goodnight kiss
4. Kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (what you need for this is a sad friend with a watch, and no boyfriend)
4.5 Hand snogging (ew?)
5. open-mouth kissing
6. tongues
6.5 ear snogging (DOUBLE EW?)
6.75 neck nuzzling
7. upper body fondling outdoors
8. upper body fondling indoors
VIRTUAL #8. When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know it's exactly what's going on in your snogee's head
9. bwa (below waste activity)
10. the full monty (Georgia says: Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, "Tonight, the Prime Minister has reached number 10." And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)



THE LOSING IT SCALE:

1. minor tizz
2. complete tizz and to do
3. strop
4. a visit to Strop Central
5. F.T. (funny turn)
6. spazattack
7. copmlete ditherspaz
8. nervy b. (nervous breakdown)
9. complete nervy b.
10. BALLISTICISIMUS!!


I adore these books for their totaly randomosity and I dedicate this blog post to their PANTSiness!!

QUOTE OF THE DAY POST:

"What did you guys DO?"
"Nothing!! Okay...well...Kelso thought there was a death ray and called the White House, then the Feds came!!
...but it was just a vacuum...."
"Okay, I'm cutting you guys off. Where's the stash?"
*silence*
"...it's all gone, man..."

- THAT 70'S SHOW (my favorite episode!)