The first blog : The first blog

Tamar

2008-11-12T20:51:15Z

yeah, saw this, made me laugh (click for bigger view)

Tamarrr

2008-11-12T20:44:32Z

So I'm not as funny or as sarcastic as Tina, but I think I'm pretty cool too! ...or jsut keep telling myself that

I decided school is officially a waste of energy. I can legally drop out in uh a couple months. Then I'll be a hobo. Sounds more appealing than the three tests and a quiz coming up tomorrow and the next day. woot woot there goes my life. thanks teachers.

QUOTES OF THE DAY:

Ms. Schnacky: E.G.

Dan Fried: HEY THATS OUR COUNTRY, I MEAN STATE I MEAN ..

Tina and me: wooooow!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

TINA FEELS SICK

2008-11-07T01:19:04Z

so I just spent half an hour "evening out the edges" of this ginormous cake my mom brought home and I feel so sick.

seriously I ate so much I wouldn't be surprised if there was a diabetic coma in store for me in the near future.

anyway...

blech.

TINA PROMISES THIS IS HER LAST POST OF THE DAY!

2008-11-06T03:55:46Z

Does anyone ~~remember~~ ADORE Danny Noriega?

This kid was FANFREAKINGTASTIC!!

I miss him.

HELLO? TMTH? AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't know...I just thought of that...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teh-QIi8w4w

:D

anywhoo 1 more quote:

"Roses are red,

Violets are not,

Compared to Hillary Clinton,

You're pretty HOT."

- Boxman

oh yes.

GEORGIA NICOLSON VIA TINA

2008-11-06T03:47:05Z

THE [NEW AND IMPROVED] SNOGGING [MAKINGOUT] SCALE:

o.5 sticky eyes (looking someone up and down)

1. holding hands

2. arm around (always hated this one...seemed awkwards and dangerous - what with the B.O.-catastrophe possiblilties...)

3. goodnight kiss

4. Kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (what you need for this is a sad friend with a watch, and no boyfriend)

4.5 Hand snogging (ew?)

5. open-mouth kissing

6. tongues

6.5 ear snogging (DOUBLE EW?)

6.75 neck nuzzling

7. upper body fondling outdoors

8. upper body fondling indoors

VIRTUAL #8. When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know it's exactly what's going on in your snogee's head

9. bwa (below waste activity)

10. the full monty (Georgia says: Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, "Tonight, the Prime Minister has reached number 10." And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)

THE LOSING IT SCALE:

1. minor tizz

2. complete tizz and to do

3. strop

4. a visit to Strop Central

5. F.T. (funny turn)

6. spazattack

7. copmlete ditherspaz

8. nervy b. (nervous breakdown)

9. complete nervy b.

10. BALLISTICISIMUS!!

I adore these books for their totaly randomosity and I dedicate this blog post to their PANTSiness!!

QUOTE OF THE ~~DAY~~ POST:

"What did you guys DO?"

"Nothing!! Okay...well...Kelso thought there was a death ray and called the White House, then the Feds came!!

...but it was just a vacuum...."

"Okay, I'm cutting you guys off. Where's the stash?"

*silence*

"...it's all gone, man..."

- THAT 70'S SHOW (my favorite episode!)

TINAAAA

2008-11-06T03:10:32Z

Yeah so Obama's president, lets hope he can pull this shit off people, I mean he's totally smart, but I hope he can lead as well...SO ANYWAY at least we don't have the threat of Sarah Palin finding her way to the oval office hanging over our heads anymore!

But on a different note....

HOW CUTE?!

I mean I'm not actually an atheist, I'm agnostic, but it's still funny!!

AND ALSO!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE BACK TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it. They are SO soulmates. Legit. We should have seen it coming. :D ! So was ANYONE going to tell me this happened A MONTH AGO???

So anyway, anyone up for a joke?

WHAT DO YOU CALL BARACK OBAMA WHEN HE'S GREEN?

BARACK - OLI!!!!!!!

I know it's bad, but that one got me good. Laughed for ages....

SOME OTHER THINGS:

Schnacky: And the answer is...Steve D.?

Dan: Haha, come on Steve! You-

Schnacky: Shut up Dan F.

ABBIE'S TOP REASONS TO NOT DO HOMEWORK:

5. You have better things to do.

4. Your mom ate it.

3. You're protesting the system.

2. You can't speak English.

1. Because that's what Perrin's class is for...

TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY:

Matt: Please tell me!

Katrina: There is nothing to tell! There is no story!

Matt: Pretty please with Ben Wolfgang on top?

Bobby: HOLY CRAP!

Mr. Gravelin: This is no time to be religious!

Abbie's Dad: You were out, like, what is it, MUSHING all night!

and the image of the day:

IT'S ROCKETMAN FROM HSM3!!!!!!!!!!

(or Matt Prokop - either way... AWESOMENESS!!)

Tamar

2008-11-05T12:14:11Z

wow Obama. not surprised.

TAMAR:

2008-11-04T18:26:01Z

So ... today's election day. I'm kind of glad. Everybody knows Obama won but only because we just had 8 years of a republican and now its time for a democrat. If Bush was democrat, McCain would be present. No doubt about it. He might have had a chance too this election if it wasn't for Palin. Does anybody actually like her? I keep hearing negative comments and I have yet to hear a positive one. Who knows. I wish I was 18.

Quote of the Day:

[from a couple of months ago]

Tina: I totally wish I had a fake ID

Me: Why?

Tina: Because then I could vote

Me: What about to drink?

Tina: No. Just to vote.

Tina

TAMAR:

2008-11-03T04:00:52Z

Life sucks.

I would be the only girl in the world to have a guy who actually has morals.

Quote of the day:

When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Unless you don't like lemons, then just throw them at people.

TINA IN DA HOUSE!

2008-11-03T03:18:20Z

Ahh yes the wonderful world of blogdom...I never really thought I'd get here, seeing as my journals have been so capable, but hey when life throws you lemons, yell fuck lemons! and start a blog!

So anyway....my thought of the day would be...OH MY FREAKING GAWD TWILIGHT COMES OUT IN THREE WEEKS!!!!!!!

I swear.

I am SO excited.

It's going to be horrible.

I know it is.

You know what?

I'll probably get there and buy an insanely overpriced twilight popcorn pail (AHEM high school musical 3 - I will do a separate post on this - AHEM), sit down and the little opening thing will come on like DUN DUN DAHHH DAHHHHHHHH DUN DAH DUN DAH DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and ill be like OH MY LORD *epileptic seizure* and I won't even get to watch the damn movie.

But I will BE THERE.

and honestly...

thats all that matters.

so yeah.

QUOTE OF THE DAY!

Seth: "oh. hey, your sensitivity...it's really...nonexistant."

Anna: "You know what your problem is? You're not a man."

Seth: "Again, not appreciating the brutal honesty..."

omg seriously? who misses the OC (the early years i mean)?

I don't know how I go on without the witticisms and tribulations of Seth Cohen...

Tamar:

2008-10-31T00:25:03Z

So I guess I'm new at this. My best and very opinionated friend (Tina) and I wanted a place to say why the world sucks (and why it's great, of course), but mostly why it sucks. All I have to say today is simply...

SCHOOL SUCKS.

That's pretty much it. Expect more later.

Quote of the day:

"People in glass houses should always wear clothes"